AHHHHHH!!!!!

Okay, Jasper, when I said that boys were a little dimmer than girls I meant it. No, I was not being stuck up about it, nor was it meant to be a direct insult to you. I merely meant that I personally believe that girls are superior to boys, I am a strong feminist, girl power and all that jazz. Yes, I am aware that Alice gave out the names, but the fact remains that you were, apparently, still referring to yourself as Edward on MSN. I'm really sorry that you took offence to this, it wasn't meant to be a major insult to you in particular, Leech, it's just, well... if you knew even half the boys I did, you'd understand. And just for the record, I never outright insulted you. I merely said that I wasn't happy because you hated me, without ever meeting me, or talking to me ect. In your blog, you said that you'd met me twice, if you feel like telling me when those two times were, I'd really be thankful. As far as I'm aware Jazzy, I've never met you. 

Sorry if I've insulted you in any way, shape or form, I assure you that it wasn't intentional.

Evelyn

PS. If you want to read Jasper or Alice's side of the story go to http://www.jasper-times.blogspot.com/ orhttp://k-princessfiles.blogspot.com/

Update on Treaty war

In true Jasper fashion, as soon as my declaration went up, Jasper informed me that part of his clause was that he could still me Mongrel and, in turn, I could choose one name to call him, but it had to be Alice approved. So now, I may call him  Leach, and he may call me Mongrel. Jasper however, is not that bright. He didn't realise that calling me Mongrel really isn't all that insulting to me. And yes Jasper, I do know that you probably don't find Leech all that insulting but I felt that I should be nice to you, after all, boys are a little dimmer than girls.

10 points to anyone who can guess where our inspiration came from. 

Hint: He is now calling himself Edward, me Jacob and Alice Bella

Evelyn

Evelyn signs Treaty with Jasper

Some of you may know about the fight going on between Jasper (http://www.blogger.com/profile/12937408862120184388) and I. You see, despite never having met me, or even talked to me, he has decided that he hates me, and is calling me names. Naturally, the competitive part of me fought back. So now our friend Alice (http://www.blogger.com/profile/03642336287035179629) has decided that she's had enough and has declared that we must both sign a treaty stating that we will not call each other names and that if either of us breaks the treaty she will never speak to the offender again. This is me saying that I, Evelyn, will never call Jasper a name, unless in self defence (aka, he calls me one first)