Evelyn signs Treaty with Jasper

Some of you may know about the fight going on between Jasper (http://www.blogger.com/profile/12937408862120184388) and I. You see, despite never having met me, or even talked to me, he has decided that he hates me, and is calling me names. Naturally, the competitive part of me fought back. So now our friend Alice (http://www.blogger.com/profile/03642336287035179629) has decided that she's had enough and has declared that we must both sign a treaty stating that we will not call each other names and that if either of us breaks the treaty she will never speak to the offender again. This is me saying that I, Evelyn, will never call Jasper a name, unless in self defence (aka, he calls me one first)